prittydope:
vintagebiatchh:
who needs to brush the cat,when you can just cat the brush
omg
come-along-castiel:
Theres a drug raid in the house next door and the policemen who aren’t doing the raid are sitting on a trampoline.
Welcome to Australia
knowledgeequalsblackpower:
picturesonthemirror:
Malcolm X, 1962 (source)
“…Who taught you to hate the race that you belong to so much so that you don’t want to be around each other? No… Before you come asking Mr. Muhammad does he teach hate, you should ask yourself who taught you to hate being what God made you.”
hoeskimos:
[throws a rock at your window] do u have any chicken nuggets
moonlessdreamer:
I’m gonna pee on everything you love.
lucifersblog:
twerkola:
twerkola:
my mom was just like “i just realized “devil” is evil with a d”
EVIL WITH A D
she still doesn’t realize why i was laughing so hard
I do.
Now That’s What I Call Tumblr
J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via heidi-plum)
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
thefrogman:
Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting!
Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto!
In this course you will learn such techniques as…
- The double fist shake
- The naughty kitten
- The cultural appropriation
- The self bitch slap
- The enthusiastic mime stuck in a box
- The nipple hardener
- The sweaty declaration of self
- The “this wall is amazing”
And many more!
thefrogman:
Knights of the Prehistoric Republic
thefrogman:
The force is tiny with this one.
thefrogman:
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