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alstor:

dekarichan:

it never ends

My whole life in a gif.

shieldmaiden-of-celestial-intent:

mishas-novaks:

my mum was trying to lecture me about my report card and fucking said ‘it’s not your teachers job to teach you things you don’t know’ 

are you fucking kidding me

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lanadelreynudes:

dactro:

conigliomannaro:

dyamirityofthelord:

lucisensitivesatan:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

  • you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

you’re right

we will send it to france

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set-sail-someday:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

DNA RIFLE




katiebugs:

 


sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair




englishsnow:

by Liam Grant


mistressazariel:

curious-andcuriouser:

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

I wish they would recreate this picture with how they are now 


English Bulldog puppy at the sea


awwww-cute:

My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this


thundercrumbs:

THE INNUENDOS



Emily.



~Pain doesn't hurt when it's all you've ever felt.





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