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minamarrrina:

the uterus contracts its blood supply to kill off the inner most layer of the uterus and people survive a week of that.

if you cut off the supply to a ball sack by twisting the nuts around you kill the person

who’s got weak junk now. 




fatass-mcnotits:

a group of weasels can be called a confusion

it is a confusion of baby weasels


sarahtheheartslayer:

ruinedchildhood:

The cast of Matilda reenacted the Bruce Bogtrotter cake scene for the movies 17th anniversary [x]

I really don’t think any of you understand how important this is to me.

pizza:

fishingboatproceeds:

pizza:

did u guys see me at the oscars

You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.

Thanks, John. I love you too.




m-cklemore:

lmao-nope:

so.. you americans want to know what its like in canada…..

Americans still won’t know because this is in Celsius


letgobreathein:

deathvoices:

jurassicjames:

Tony Abbott Questioned by Newtown High Students
[x]

The fact that a group of year 9 students can blunder the countries PM is pretty telling.

Tony abbot from living under his own ears


  • 17-year-olds: When I have a job I'm gonna have my own apartment and I'm gonna gets lots of tattoos and piercings and I'm gonna go to lots of concerts and oh yeah I'm gonna go backpacking across Europe!!
  • 20-somethings: Hey can I borrow a dollar so I can buy some more dollar store macaroni and cheese

libraryoftheancients:

openinkstand:

Inky paw prints presumably left by a curious kitty on a 15th century manuscript.

From National Geographic.

#this will forever be the funniest thing to me #that poor scribe just #GOD DAMN IT CAT #CANST THOU NOT SEE I AM AT WORK #ge-GET OFF YE BEAST #THOU HAST RUINED IT #NO THOU DOST NOT RECIEVE SCRATCHIES

(via)


splantamello2:

corianwornen:

roxysfortofcubes:

corianwornen:

loganmcowen:

tsuthetiger:

blacksapphiredragon:

kingsxoqueens:

The opposite of albinism called melanism, a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black.

*screams wildly into the night at melanistic babies*

I love this more thank Albanian

queeradish:

tamenvoluivivere:

queeradish:

NOBODY TOLD ME SNAILS EAT WORMS I THOUGHT THEY FED ON SUNSHINE AND DEWDROPS

then you should probably know that the reason they’re so gooey on their tops and not just their bottoms is so that if ants and the like try to eat them they with get stuck and either suffocate or starve whilst attached to the snail

oh i thought that was just maximum lubrication for prime slime trail creation



harrygilmore:

rickriordamnit:

petition for australia to host a winter olympic games

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Literally nothing better than the love you receive from a dog.

yeahyork:

it’s 2014 and im still using hayley’s hair to tell how old paramore pictures are




of-hobbits-and-men:

deathbedscene:

mycutefriendsweetprincess:

my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time

#i didn’t know i wanted this until now

“your skin is pale white and ice cold”

“bitch I’m black what are you on”





Emily.



~Pain doesn't hurt when it's all you've ever felt.





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